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121Do they ever shut up on your planet? Share on Facebook      
122Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Share on Facebook      
123Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves? Share on Facebook      
124Do unto others... then bill them for it. Share on Facebook      
125Do we make bombs better or worse? Share on Facebook      
126Do what you did and get what you got. Share on Facebook      
127Do witches run spell checkers? Share on Facebook      
128Do women's breasts really swell in the summertime, or is it just me? Share on Facebook      
129Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you? Share on Facebook      
130Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Share on Facebook      
131Do you have to go into rehab if you are hooked on phonics ? Share on Facebook      
132Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? Share on Facebook      
133Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown? Share on Facebook      
134Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. Share on Facebook      
135Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Share on Facebook      
136Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Share on Facebook      
137Do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said, "If you build it, they will come." Share on Facebook      
138Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? Share on Facebook      
139Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Share on Facebook      
140Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on? Share on Facebook