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121Conservative: Someone who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation before. Share on Facebook      
122Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you will understand what little chance you have trying to change others. Share on Facebook      
123Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. Share on Facebook      
124Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals. Share on Facebook      
125Consider very carefully visiting a country where the license plate motto is "Die American Pig". Share on Facebook      
126Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? Share on Facebook      
127Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative Share on Facebook      
128Constant use will wear out anything... especially friends. Share on Facebook      
129Constipated people don't give a crap. Share on Facebook      
130Constipation causes people not to give a crap. Share on Facebook      
131Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. Share on Facebook      
132Consultants have credibility because they aren't dumb enough to work at your company. Share on Facebook      
133Consumers are statistics, customers are people. Share on Facebook      
134Contents may have settled out of court. Share on Facebook      
135Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys isn't fun at all, and is in fact quite horrifying. Share on Facebook      
136Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. Share on Facebook      
137Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All Wights Wesewved. Share on Facebook      
138Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines! Share on Facebook      
139Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? Share on Facebook      
140Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it? Share on Facebook