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121Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing. Share on Facebook      
122Bill Clinton ought to be able to serve another term. I think 10-to-20 would be appropriate. Share on Facebook      
123Billings Phenomenon: The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious. - Robert E. Machol (The name refers to a well-known Billings story in which a farmer becomes concerned that his black horses are eating more than his white horses. He does a detailed study of the situation and finds that he has more black horses than white horses, Machol points out.) Share on Facebook      
124Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Share on Facebook      
125Biology grows on you. Share on Facebook      
126Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. Share on Facebook      
127Birds of a feather flock together...then crap on your car. Share on Facebook      
128Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Share on Facebook      
129Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. Share on Facebook      
130Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Share on Facebook      
131Birthdays only come once a year...aren't you glad you're not a birthday? Share on Facebook      
132Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Share on Facebook      
133Black holes are where God divided by zero. Share on Facebook      
134Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth. Share on Facebook      
135Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots. Share on Facebook      
136Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. Share on Facebook      
137Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups. Share on Facebook      
138Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. Share on Facebook      
139Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. Share on Facebook      
140Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Share on Facebook