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121A goal without a plan is just a wish. Share on Facebook      
122A golf course is a site to be holed! Share on Facebook      
123A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!" Share on Facebook      
124A good listener is usually thinking about something else. Share on Facebook      
125A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find. Share on Facebook      
126A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it. Share on Facebook      
127A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Share on Facebook      
128A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. Share on Facebook      
129A good pun is its own reword. Share on Facebook      
130A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. Share on Facebook      
131A good scapegoat is hard to find. Share on Facebook      
132A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. Share on Facebook      
133A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. Share on Facebook      
134A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem. Share on Facebook      
135A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. Share on Facebook      
136A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong Share on Facebook      
137A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Share on Facebook      
138A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. Share on Facebook      
139A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. Share on Facebook      
140A grizzley bear can tear through trees like a Jewish mother through self-esteem. Share on Facebook