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1361If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts? Share on Facebook      
1362If we were cockroaches, I'd want to have all 456,938 of your children. Share on Facebook      
1363If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality. Share on Facebook      
1364If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. Share on Facebook      
1365If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special? Share on Facebook      
1366If winning isn't everything why do they keep score? Share on Facebook      
1367If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN. Share on Facebook      
1368If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Share on Facebook      
1369If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Share on Facebook      
1370If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. Share on Facebook      
1371If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. Share on Facebook      
1372If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! Share on Facebook      
1373If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten. Share on Facebook      
1374If you always take time to stop and smell the roses - sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. Share on Facebook      
1375If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. Share on Facebook      
1376If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both. Share on Facebook      
1377If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. Share on Facebook      
1378If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance. Share on Facebook      
1379If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. Share on Facebook      
1380If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Share on Facebook