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1341If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship? Share on Facebook      
1342If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Share on Facebook      
1343If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair? Share on Facebook      
1344If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Share on Facebook      
1345If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians? Share on Facebook      
1346If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? Share on Facebook      
1347If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Share on Facebook      
1348If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet? Share on Facebook      
1349If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut? Share on Facebook      
1350If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? Share on Facebook      
1351If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. Share on Facebook      
1352If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Share on Facebook      
1353If we don't know it already, chances are we're not interested in learning it. Share on Facebook      
1354If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. Share on Facebook      
1355If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant? Share on Facebook      
1356If we have a moment of silence in public schools, shouldn't we also have a moment of noise in Bible schools? Share on Facebook      
1357If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education! Share on Facebook      
1358If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? Share on Facebook      
1359If we quit voting, would they all go away? Share on Facebook      
1360If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. Share on Facebook