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1301If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Share on Facebook      
1302If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. Share on Facebook      
1303If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, maybe yours needs a little more tending. Share on Facebook      
1304If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener...it must be all the fertiliser they are using! Share on Facebook      
1305If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand. Share on Facebook      
1306If the minimum wage wasn't acceptable, it wouldn't be called the minimum. Share on Facebook      
1307If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? Share on Facebook      
1308If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen. Share on Facebook      
1309If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Share on Facebook      
1310If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Share on Facebook      
1311If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere. Share on Facebook      
1312If the shoe fits, beat someone senseless with it. Share on Facebook      
1313If the shoe fits, buy it. Share on Facebook      
1314If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Share on Facebook      
1315If the shoe fits......buy it in every color. Share on Facebook      
1316If the United States starts using the metric system will blind people have to use Litre dogs ? Share on Facebook      
1317If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? Share on Facebook      
1318If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space? Share on Facebook      
1319If the wind stops, row! Share on Facebook      
1320If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses side-saddle. Share on Facebook