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1261If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown? Share on Facebook      
1262If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Share on Facebook      
1263If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help. Share on Facebook      
1264If only women gossip, how do guys and their buddies keep track of "Who's easy?" Share on Facebook      
1265If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation! Share on Facebook      
1266If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it! Share on Facebook      
1267If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Share on Facebook      
1268If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes? Share on Facebook      
1269If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less. Share on Facebook      
1270If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? Share on Facebook      
1271If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns. Share on Facebook      
1272If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Share on Facebook      
1273If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Share on Facebook      
1274If rabbit's feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? Share on Facebook      
1275If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Share on Facebook      
1276If reproducibility might be a problem, conduct the test only once. Share on Facebook      
1277If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... Share on Facebook      
1278If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on How To? Share on Facebook      
1279If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. Share on Facebook      
1280If Snapple comes from the best stuff on earth, then our planet really sucks. Share on Facebook