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1241If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Share on Facebook      
1242If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Share on Facebook      
1243If love isn't a game, why are there so many players? Share on Facebook      
1244If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? Share on Facebook      
1245If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws. Share on Facebook      
1246If men are so competent, how come you always see signs reading DANGER - MEN WORKING ? Share on Facebook      
1247If men had to clean their own bathrooms, we'd already have disposable toilets. Share on Facebook      
1248If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll just have to rent it. Share on Facebook      
1249If money could talk, it would say goodbye. Share on Facebook      
1250If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Share on Facebook      
1251If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either. Share on Facebook      
1252If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day? Share on Facebook      
1253If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun. Share on Facebook      
1254If my computer performs one more illegal operation, I'm going to report it to the authorities. Share on Facebook      
1255If my hand could get pregnant, today I would be the father and founder of the third global superpower. Share on Facebook      
1256If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town. Share on Facebook      
1257If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all. Share on Facebook      
1258If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Share on Facebook      
1259If obstacles get in your way, do as the wind does ... whistle and go around them. Share on Facebook      
1260If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten. Share on Facebook