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1241Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA) Share on Facebook      
1242Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them? Share on Facebook      
1243Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Share on Facebook      
1244Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"? Share on Facebook      
1245Do someone a favor and it becomes your job. Share on Facebook      
1246Do they ever shut up on your planet? Share on Facebook      
1247Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Share on Facebook      
1248Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves? Share on Facebook      
1249Do unto others... then bill them for it. Share on Facebook      
1250Do we make bombs better or worse? Share on Facebook      
1251Do what you did and get what you got. Share on Facebook      
1252Do witches run spell checkers? Share on Facebook      
1253Do women's breasts really swell in the summertime, or is it just me? Share on Facebook      
1254Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you? Share on Facebook      
1255Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Share on Facebook      
1256Do you have to go into rehab if you are hooked on phonics ? Share on Facebook      
1257Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? Share on Facebook      
1258Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown? Share on Facebook      
1259Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. Share on Facebook      
1260Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Share on Facebook