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1221Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Share on Facebook      
1222Do communion wafers taste better in Corpus Christi, Texas, or in Sacramento, California? Share on Facebook      
1223Do deaf gynecologists read lips? Share on Facebook      
1224Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped? Share on Facebook      
1225Do fish get thirsty? Share on Facebook      
1226Do good S&M fans go to Hell? Share on Facebook      
1227Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Share on Facebook      
1228Do I get extra marks if I correct the exam questions? Share on Facebook      
1229Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Share on Facebook      
1230Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Share on Facebook      
1231Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Share on Facebook      
1232Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Share on Facebook      
1233Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars. Share on Facebook      
1234Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow... Go over there somewhere. Share on Facebook      
1235Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. Share on Facebook      
1236Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Share on Facebook      
1237Do not put statements in the negative form. Share on Facebook      
1238Do not regret growing old. It's a privilege denied to many. Share on Facebook      
1239Do not start with me. You will not win. Share on Facebook      
1240Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. Share on Facebook