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1201Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! Share on Facebook      
1202Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? ...Or did I tell you that already ? Share on Facebook      
1203Did you know that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viagra? He renamed it MICROHARD. Share on Facebook      
1204Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Share on Facebook      
1205Did you sleep well? "No, I made a couple of mistakes." Share on Facebook      
1206Dieting is wishful shrinking. Share on Facebook      
1207Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com. Share on Facebook      
1208Dijon vu: the feeling you've had this mustard before. Share on Facebook      
1209Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your own way. Share on Facebook      
1210Diplomacy is letting someone else have your way. Share on Facebook      
1211Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. Share on Facebook      
1212Directory assistance has still not been able to tell me where all my single socks are. Share on Facebook      
1213Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed. Share on Facebook      
1214Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. Share on Facebook      
1215Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. Share on Facebook      
1216Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Share on Facebook      
1217Divorce is like Espresso, expensive and bitter. Share on Facebook      
1218DNA: National Dyslexic Association Share on Facebook      
1219Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Share on Facebook      
1220Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Share on Facebook