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1181Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. Share on Facebook      
1182Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Share on Facebook      
1183Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning? Share on Facebook      
1184Did You hear about Micheal Jackson's new TV show ? It's called "Touched By An Uncle" Share on Facebook      
1185Did you hear about the blonde that thought an "innuendo" is an Italian suppository ? Share on Facebook      
1186Did you hear about the blonde that tried to steal a police car? She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Share on Facebook      
1187Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". Share on Facebook      
1188Did you hear about the device that makes cars run 95% quieter? .... it fits right over her mouth. Share on Facebook      
1189Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Share on Facebook      
1190Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Share on Facebook      
1191Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? He's a little stiff now. Share on Facebook      
1192Did you hear about the new 'morning after' pill for men ? It changes their blood type. Share on Facebook      
1193Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for impotent husbands? It's called Nut'n Raisin Honey ! Share on Facebook      
1194Did you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On & On Anon. Share on Facebook      
1195Did you hear about the shopkeeper who was making a fortune selling thong bikinis? They were going for fifty dollars a crack! Share on Facebook      
1196Did you hear about the two blond thieves that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months. Share on Facebook      
1197Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children. Share on Facebook      
1198Did you hear Al Gore is running for president? His slogan? "Only Tipper gets in MY zipper" Share on Facebook      
1199Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? He just bends over the pages! Share on Facebook      
1200Did you hear that A & P and Stop-N-Shop have merged? The new store's called "Stop 'n Pee". Share on Facebook