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101Weight an evangelist carries with God == 1 billigram Share on Facebook      
102Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles! Share on Facebook      
103Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray... Share on Facebook      
104Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years. Share on Facebook      
105Welcome what you can't avoid. Share on Facebook      
106Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine. Share on Facebook      
107Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. Share on Facebook      
108Well done is better than well said. Share on Facebook      
109Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. Share on Facebook      
110Well I'm the king of the swingers, see, the jungle V.I.P. But I've reached the top and I've had to stop, and that's what's been bothering me. Share on Facebook      
111Well if that don't put the dink in coinkidink! Share on Facebook      
112Well, at least the war on the environment is going well. Share on Facebook      
113Well, I was nearly killed three times, fell off a bridge and broke my jaw. How was your day? Share on Facebook      
114Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. Share on Facebook      
115Well, paint me purple and call me Barney. Share on Facebook      
116Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Share on Facebook      
117Weltner's Axiom: People like what they know, and want what they like. Share on Facebook      
118West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names. Share on Facebook      
119What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm! Share on Facebook      
120What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call. Share on Facebook