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101The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy. Share on Facebook      
102The box said 'Requires Windows 98, or better.' So I bought a Macintosh. Share on Facebook      
103The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux. Share on Facebook      
104The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Share on Facebook      
105The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis. Share on Facebook      
106The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable. Share on Facebook      
107The business plan you prepare must be a lie, but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie. Share on Facebook      
108The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. Share on Facebook      
109The chainsaw-wielding customer is always right. Share on Facebook      
110The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Share on Facebook      
111The chief cause of problems is solutions. Share on Facebook      
112The Children are the future. Today belongs to me! Share on Facebook      
113The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. Share on Facebook      
114The Church says the earth is flat. But I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more Faith in a shadow than in the Church. – Ferdinand Magellan Share on Facebook      
115The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. Share on Facebook      
116The closest thing he had to a brainstorm, was a slow drizzle. Share on Facebook      
117The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. Share on Facebook      
118The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. Share on Facebook      
119The collapse of character begins with compromise. Share on Facebook      
120The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs. Share on Facebook