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101Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. Share on Facebook      
102Show me Miss Piggy's laundry and I'll show you a lot of hogwash. Share on Facebook      
103Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." Share on Facebook      
104Sign in a grocery store: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll! Share on Facebook      
105Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit. Share on Facebook      
106Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance." Share on Facebook      
107Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless. Share on Facebook      
108Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are inverted nonsense. Share on Facebook      
109Since when is talking a sign of thinking? Share on Facebook      
110Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine. Share on Facebook      
111Slinky: yet another failed attempt at perpetual motion. Share on Facebook      
112Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Share on Facebook      
113Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone. Share on Facebook      
114Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Share on Facebook      
115Smile... Tomorrow will be worse. Share on Facebook      
116Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. Share on Facebook      
117Smoking cures weight problems, eventually. Share on Facebook      
118Smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people. Share on Facebook      
119Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time! Share on Facebook      
120Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Share on Facebook