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101Pray daily, God is easier to talk to than most people. Share on Facebook      
102Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel. Share on Facebook      
103Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist! Share on Facebook      
104Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. Share on Facebook      
105Prime numbers are divisible by zero. That's why they're the best numbers. Share on Facebook      
106Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. Share on Facebook      
107Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. Share on Facebook      
108Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back. Share on Facebook      
109Procrastinate Now! Share on Facebook      
110Procrastination has its good side. You always have something to do tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
111Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Share on Facebook      
112Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water, it's easier if it's frozen. Share on Facebook      
113Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate @ss holes. Share on Facebook      
114Profanity is the one language all programmers know best. Share on Facebook      
115Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs. Share on Facebook      
116Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. Share on Facebook      
117Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code. Share on Facebook      
118Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry. Share on Facebook      
119Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. Share on Facebook      
120Progress is made on alternate Fridays. Share on Facebook