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101Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Share on Facebook      
102Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Share on Facebook      
103Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it. Share on Facebook      
104Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens. Share on Facebook      
105Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails. Share on Facebook      
106Our #1 problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything...but don't quote me! Share on Facebook      
107Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. Share on Facebook      
108Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust" Share on Facebook      
109Our nation was founded by slaveowners who wanted to be free. Share on Facebook      
110Our school is very low-budgeted; our physics book is so out of date the last chapter deals with combustion. Share on Facebook      
111Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Share on Facebook      
112Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Share on Facebook      
113Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. Share on Facebook      
114Over half the world's population die.... At no specific time. Share on Facebook      
115Oxymoron: Microsoft Works. Share on Facebook