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101No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas. Share on Facebook      
102No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Share on Facebook      
103No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. Share on Facebook      
104No matter how hard you try, you can't fall off the floor. Share on Facebook      
105No matter how I drop an egg it always seems to to land on someone's head. Share on Facebook      
106No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides. Share on Facebook      
107No matter if you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants. Share on Facebook      
108No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. Share on Facebook      
109No matter where you go, you're there. Share on Facebook      
110No one can ruin your day without your permission. Share on Facebook      
111No one else is listening, until you make a mistake. Share on Facebook      
112No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning. Share on Facebook      
113No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening. Share on Facebook      
114No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. Share on Facebook      
115No one is listening until you fart. Share on Facebook      
116No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. Share on Facebook      
117No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella if they huddle close. Share on Facebook      
118No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway. Share on Facebook      
119No small part of the social disasters that have made the words 'unintended consequences' so widely known comes from people who have had the illusion of knowledge. Share on Facebook      
120No, I'm not addicted. The drugs are my friends. Share on Facebook