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101Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share on Facebook      
102Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Share on Facebook      
103Men are like bike helmets, they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. Share on Facebook      
104Men are like curling irons, they're always hot and always in your hair. Share on Facebook      
105Men are like eggs...not good for much until you crack 'em. Share on Facebook      
106Men are like fast food...they never look as good in real life as they do on TV. Share on Facebook      
107Men are like government bonds, they take so long to mature. Share on Facebook      
108Men are like handguns, keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. Share on Facebook      
109Men are like high heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Share on Facebook      
110Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at it but not all that bright. Share on Facebook      
111Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. Share on Facebook      
112Men are like mini skirts, if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. Share on Facebook      
113Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. Share on Facebook      
114Men are like roses. Watch out for the pricks. Share on Facebook      
115Men are like TV Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. Share on Facebook      
116Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough. Share on Facebook      
117Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. Share on Facebook      
118Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles. Share on Facebook      
119Men don't know the meaning of fear. They only know one four-letter word beginning with F. Share on Facebook      
120Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. Share on Facebook