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101Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. Share on Facebook      
102Life is most easily understood looking backward, but it is best lived looking forward. Share on Facebook      
103Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. Share on Facebook      
104Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. Share on Facebook      
105Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair. Share on Facebook      
106Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Share on Facebook      
107Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. Share on Facebook      
108Life is sexually transmitted. Share on Facebook      
109Life is short. So buy the shoes! Share on Facebook      
110Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. Share on Facebook      
111Life is the process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we are alive. Share on Facebook      
112Life is too complicated in the morning. Share on Facebook      
113Life is too short to long for money. Share on Facebook      
114Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid. Share on Facebook      
115Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans. Share on Facebook      
116Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else. Share on Facebook      
117Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one. Share on Facebook      
118Life is what's coming....not what was. Share on Facebook      
119Life isn't weird; it's the people in it. Share on Facebook      
120Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. Share on Facebook