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101He who slings mud looses ground. Share on Facebook      
102He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. Share on Facebook      
103He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. Share on Facebook      
104He's a graduate of The Uncle Fester and Keith Moon School of hair styling. Share on Facebook      
105He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. Share on Facebook      
106He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. Share on Facebook      
107He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia. Share on Facebook      
108He's so open minded, his brains fell out. Share on Facebook      
109He's so stupid, his family coat of arms has ties at the back. Share on Facebook      
110He's the east end of a horse that facing west. Share on Facebook      
111He's the kind of friend who will always be there when he needs you. Share on Facebook      
112Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Share on Facebook      
113Health plans are like hospital gowns...You only think you're covered. Share on Facebook      
114Hear and you forget, see and you remember, do and you understand. Share on Facebook      
115Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends. Share on Facebook      
116Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, and all is organize by the Swiss.Hell is where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians! Share on Facebook      
117Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. Share on Facebook      
118Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. Share on Facebook      
119Hell has no fire escapes. Share on Facebook      
120Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Share on Facebook