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101Goodbye, and thanks for the radio, said Tom with a short wave. Share on Facebook      
102Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. Share on Facebook      
103Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance. Share on Facebook      
104Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. Share on Facebook      
105Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Share on Facebook      
106Granola. Granola solves everything. Share on Facebook      
107Granted, you can never learn the position and momentum of an electron simultaneously. However, conceivably you can learn one of these things, which is more than we'll ever know about women. Share on Facebook      
108Gravity always gets me down. Share on Facebook      
109Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. Share on Facebook      
110Gravity never loses. The best you can hope for is a draw. Share on Facebook      
111Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Share on Facebook      
112Great fear come from martial art of Ignoriticness...For I am...Lao Zi! Share on Facebook      
113Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. Share on Facebook      
114Grow your own dope, plant a man. Share on Facebook      
115Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Share on Facebook      
116Guests are like fish, they both start to stink after a day or two. Share on Facebook      
117Guests who kill talk show hosts--On the last Geraldo. Share on Facebook      
118Guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. Share on Facebook      
119Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached. Share on Facebook      
120Gulf War Lite: High in accomplishments, with 2/3 fewer casualties than your regular war! Share on Facebook