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101Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired. Share on Facebook      
102Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam. Share on Facebook      
103Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. Share on Facebook      
104Free your mind and your ass will follow. Share on Facebook      
105Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought. Share on Facebook      
106Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen. Share on Facebook      
107Friction can be a drag sometimes. Share on Facebook      
108Friction is a drag. Share on Facebook      
109Friday, I was in a bookstore and I started talking to a French looking girl. She was a bilingual illiterate -- she couldn't read in two different languages. Share on Facebook      
110Friend: Someone who has the same enemies you have. Share on Facebook      
111Friendly fire - isn't. Share on Facebook      
112Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Share on Facebook      
113Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard. Share on Facebook      
114Friends are like stars. You may not always see them but you know they are always there Share on Facebook      
115Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Share on Facebook      
116Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Share on Facebook      
117Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. Share on Facebook      
118Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Share on Facebook      
119From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it. Share on Facebook      
120Fun is a good thing, but only when it spoils nothing better. Share on Facebook