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101Every teen-ager should get a high school education ... even if they already know everything Share on Facebook      
102Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. Share on Facebook      
103Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought goes away. Share on Facebook      
104Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting,my wife finds out about it right away. Share on Facebook      
105Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" Share on Facebook      
106Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking. Share on Facebook      
107Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Share on Facebook      
108Everybody is just figments of my imagination. Share on Facebook      
109Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Share on Facebook      
110Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. Share on Facebook      
111Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee! Share on Facebook      
112Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals." Share on Facebook      
113Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out. Share on Facebook      
114Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Share on Facebook      
115Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old. Share on Facebook      
116Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Share on Facebook      
117Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools. Share on Facebook      
118Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Share on Facebook      
119Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. Share on Facebook      
120Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. Share on Facebook