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101Do good S&M fans go to Hell? Share on Facebook      
102Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Share on Facebook      
103Do I get extra marks if I correct the exam questions? Share on Facebook      
104Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Share on Facebook      
105Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Share on Facebook      
106Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Share on Facebook      
107Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Share on Facebook      
108Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars. Share on Facebook      
109Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow... Go over there somewhere. Share on Facebook      
110Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. Share on Facebook      
111Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Share on Facebook      
112Do not put statements in the negative form. Share on Facebook      
113Do not regret growing old. It's a privilege denied to many. Share on Facebook      
114Do not start with me. You will not win. Share on Facebook      
115Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. Share on Facebook      
116Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA) Share on Facebook      
117Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them? Share on Facebook      
118Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Share on Facebook      
119Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"? Share on Facebook      
120Do someone a favor and it becomes your job. Share on Facebook