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101Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea, but it won't work. Share on Facebook      
102Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people. Share on Facebook      
103Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. Share on Facebook      
104Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they got the biggest piece. Share on Facebook      
105Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Share on Facebook      
106Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Share on Facebook      
107Computers cut my work in half.... and the boss expects me to put it all back together! Share on Facebook      
108Computers will never replace books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. Share on Facebook      
109Computers will never replace the wastebasket when it comes to streamlining office work. Share on Facebook      
110Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete. Share on Facebook      
111Condense soup, not books. Share on Facebook      
112Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Share on Facebook      
113Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. Share on Facebook      
114Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation. Share on Facebook      
115Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation. Share on Facebook      
116Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools. Share on Facebook      
117CONGITO EGGO SUM: I think; therefore I am a waffle. Share on Facebook      
118Congress; Contradictory Oppressive Nimrods Greatly Risk Every Social Standpoint. Share on Facebook      
119Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Share on Facebook      
120Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time. Share on Facebook