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101Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Share on Facebook      
102Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be. Share on Facebook      
103Benign is what you'll be after you're be eight. Share on Facebook      
104Berkeley is noted for the invention of two items: LSD and UNIX. This is not a coincidence. Share on Facebook      
105Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. Share on Facebook      
106Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. Share on Facebook      
107Better late than really late. Share on Facebook      
108Better latent than never. Share on Facebook      
109Better to ask the way than to go astray Share on Facebook      
110Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness. Share on Facebook      
111Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Share on Facebook      
112Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Share on Facebook      
113Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq.....ruled by a dick. Share on Facebook      
114Beware of geeks bearing gifts. Share on Facebook      
115Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. Share on Facebook      
116Beware of the toes you step on today. They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
117Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts. Share on Facebook      
118Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you'll suck forever. Share on Facebook      
119Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody. Share on Facebook      
120Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Share on Facebook