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101A fool and his money are my best friends Share on Facebook      
102A fool and his money are soon elected Share on Facebook      
103A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere. Share on Facebook      
104A fool and his money are soon partying. Share on Facebook      
105A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. Share on Facebook      
106A fool and his money rarely get together to start with. Share on Facebook      
107A fool says in his heart: "There is no God.", a wise man says it to everyone. Share on Facebook      
108A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. Share on Facebook      
109A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Share on Facebook      
110A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body. Share on Facebook      
111A friend of mine has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face Share on Facebook      
112A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and "Ooooohhhhhh, that's much better." Share on Facebook      
113A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." Share on Facebook      
114A friend told me, he needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Share on Facebook      
115A friend with weed is a friend indeed; A friend in need is a bloody pain. Share on Facebook      
116A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. Share on Facebook      
117A Frisbeterian believes that when you die, your soul goes up to the roof, and you can't get it back down. Share on Facebook      
118A gentleman is a patient wolf. Share on Facebook      
119A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Share on Facebook      
120A goal properly set is halfway reached. Share on Facebook