| 101 | A fool and his money are my best friends |
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| 102 | A fool and his money are soon elected |
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| 103 | A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere. |
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| 104 | A fool and his money are soon partying. |
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| 105 | A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. |
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| 106 | A fool and his money rarely get together to start with. |
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| 107 | A fool says in his heart: "There is no God.", a wise man says it to everyone. |
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| 108 | A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. |
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| 109 | A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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| 110 | A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body. |
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| 111 | A friend of mine has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face |
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| 112 | A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and "Ooooohhhhhh, that's much better." |
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| 113 | A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." |
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| 114 | A friend told me, he needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. |
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| 115 | A friend with weed is a friend indeed; A friend in need is a bloody pain. |
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| 116 | A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. |
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| 117 | A Frisbeterian believes that when you die, your soul goes up to the roof, and you can't get it back down. |
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| 118 | A gentleman is a patient wolf. |
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| 119 | A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. |
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| 120 | A goal properly set is halfway reached. |
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