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1161Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President and anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President. Share on Facebook      
1162Democracy: The theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. Share on Facebook      
1163Denial is not a river in Egypt. Share on Facebook      
1164Department of Redundancy Department Share on Facebook      
1165Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Share on Facebook      
1166Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Share on Facebook      
1167Despite the proportional number of eyes and ears to mouths, people will talk twice as much as they pay attention. Share on Facebook      
1168Despite the saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives! Share on Facebook      
1169Despite their other contributions to our society, lawyers can still be a great source of protein. Share on Facebook      
1170Despite what mathematicians tell us, there are no numbers larger than 1239823649283629392873928462398. After that, you get a few stray 2's, a 3, a 5, and then nothing. Share on Facebook      
1171Despite what you may think, nobody wins in a butter eating contest. Share on Facebook      
1172Detroit: where the weak are killed and eaten. Share on Facebook      
1173Diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your jeans Share on Facebook      
1174Did any of you married people out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won? Share on Facebook      
1175Did anyone see my lost carrier? Share on Facebook      
1176Did Joseph get upset when the Boy Jesus gave away his coin collection? Share on Facebook      
1177Did ya hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video? She noticed that the people on the video weren't losing weight either. Share on Facebook      
1178Did you ask me to "hold on"? Ok, but my Mom says it's a dirty habit! Share on Facebook      
1179Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses. Share on Facebook      
1180Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty are "XL". Share on Facebook