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1141Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Share on Facebook      
1142Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Share on Facebook      
1143Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life. Share on Facebook      
1144Death to all fanatics! Share on Facebook      
1145Death, taxes and depression: three things you can always depend on. Share on Facebook      
1146Deciding not to choose is still making a choice. Share on Facebook      
1147Deep down I'm actually glad that my neighbour cares enough to sue me. Share on Facebook      
1148Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a semi-important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do school teachers handle this? Share on Facebook      
1149Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. Share on Facebook      
1150Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. Share on Facebook      
1151Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it. Share on Facebook      
1152Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen. Share on Facebook      
1153Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. Share on Facebook      
1154Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! Share on Facebook      
1155Definition of Innocence: Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice. Share on Facebook      
1156Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before. Share on Facebook      
1157Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Share on Facebook      
1158Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. Share on Facebook      
1159Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. Share on Facebook      
1160Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. Share on Facebook