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1121If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? Share on Facebook      
1122If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Share on Facebook      
1123If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time windows crashed... Oh, wait... he does! Share on Facebook      
1124If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does. Share on Facebook      
1125If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Share on Facebook      
1126If brains were dynamite you wouldn't even have enough to blow your nose. Share on Facebook      
1127If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilisation. Share on Facebook      
1128If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back? Share on Facebook      
1129If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Share on Facebook      
1130If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question. Share on Facebook      
1131If Clinton were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were just stopping for ice. Share on Facebook      
1132If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Share on Facebook      
1133If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Share on Facebook      
1134If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella. Share on Facebook      
1135If danger's a step away, safety's step away. Share on Facebook      
1136If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex? Share on Facebook      
1137If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? Share on Facebook      
1138If Elvis were alive right now, he'd be scratching at the inside of his coffin. Share on Facebook      
1139If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. Share on Facebook      
1140If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. Share on Facebook