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1121Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served. Share on Facebook      
1122Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority. Share on Facebook      
1123Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Share on Facebook      
1124Cute and interesting are two different things. Share on Facebook      
1125Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing. Share on Facebook      
1126Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Share on Facebook      
1127Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will! Share on Facebook      
1128Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Share on Facebook      
1129Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water. Share on Facebook      
1130DARE to keep cops off donuts. Share on Facebook      
1131Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed. Share on Facebook      
1132DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast Share on Facebook      
1133Dead owls don't give a hoot. Share on Facebook      
1134Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry. Share on Facebook      
1135Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. <PAUSE> Thy will will be done. Munch munch munch. Share on Facebook      
1136Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number. Share on Facebook      
1137Death is a part of life. It's just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it. Share on Facebook      
1138Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. Share on Facebook      
1139Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. Share on Facebook      
1140Death is hereditary. Share on Facebook