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1101If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling. Share on Facebook      
1102If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0! Share on Facebook      
1103If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Share on Facebook      
1104If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Share on Facebook      
1105If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. Share on Facebook      
1106If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool. Share on Facebook      
1107If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions. Share on Facebook      
1108If at first you don't succeed, quit. Don't be a nut about success. Share on Facebook      
1109If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Share on Facebook      
1110If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you!!!!! Share on Facebook      
1111If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! Share on Facebook      
1112If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Share on Facebook      
1113If at first you don't succeed, try a shorter bungee. Share on Facebook      
1114If at first you don't succeed, try management. Share on Facebook      
1115If at first you don't succeed, try something else. Share on Facebook      
1116If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows. Share on Facebook      
1117If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either. Share on Facebook      
1118If at first you don't succeed, your successor will. Share on Facebook      
1119If at first you don't succeed... you're doing about average. Share on Facebook      
1120If at first you don't succeed....go back and reload the gun. Share on Facebook