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1101Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it? Share on Facebook      
1102Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses? Share on Facebook      
1103Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms. Share on Facebook      
1104Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says...I'll try again tommorrow. Share on Facebook      
1105Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. Share on Facebook      
1106Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. Share on Facebook      
1107Courage is not the absence of fear, but the ability to overcome it. Share on Facebook      
1108Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village. Share on Facebook      
1109Cows have the capability to produce two kinds of milk - the nutritious white fluid containing healthy amounts of calcium, and an even tastier concoction that contains a deadly neurotoxin. Farmers say that most milk is of the former kind. Share on Facebook      
1110Crazy people go through the forest by taking take the psycho path. Share on Facebook      
1111Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster. Share on Facebook      
1112Credit cards are very dangerous. Every time I try to use one, somebody starts chasing me with scissors. Share on Facebook      
1113Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good. Share on Facebook      
1114Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Share on Facebook      
1115Crime has already been organised. Now it's up to the police. Share on Facebook      
1116Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. Share on Facebook      
1117Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage. Share on Facebook      
1118Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped. Share on Facebook      
1119Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Share on Facebook      
1120Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. Share on Facebook