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1081Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time. Share on Facebook      
1082Conservative: Someone who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation before. Share on Facebook      
1083Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you will understand what little chance you have trying to change others. Share on Facebook      
1084Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. Share on Facebook      
1085Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals. Share on Facebook      
1086Consider very carefully visiting a country where the license plate motto is "Die American Pig". Share on Facebook      
1087Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? Share on Facebook      
1088Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative Share on Facebook      
1089Constant use will wear out anything... especially friends. Share on Facebook      
1090Constipated people don't give a crap. Share on Facebook      
1091Constipation causes people not to give a crap. Share on Facebook      
1092Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. Share on Facebook      
1093Consultants have credibility because they aren't dumb enough to work at your company. Share on Facebook      
1094Consumers are statistics, customers are people. Share on Facebook      
1095Contents may have settled out of court. Share on Facebook      
1096Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys isn't fun at all, and is in fact quite horrifying. Share on Facebook      
1097Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. Share on Facebook      
1098Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All Wights Wesewved. Share on Facebook      
1099Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines! Share on Facebook      
1100Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? Share on Facebook