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1061If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? Share on Facebook      
1062If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. (Albert Einstein) Share on Facebook      
1063If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly. Share on Facebook      
1064If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? Share on Facebook      
1065If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back? Share on Facebook      
1066If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? Share on Facebook      
1067If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work. Share on Facebook      
1068If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Share on Facebook      
1069If a man tells a woman she's beautiful she'll overlook most of his other lies. Share on Facebook      
1070If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen? Share on Facebook      
1071If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed? Share on Facebook      
1072If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap? Share on Facebook      
1073If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Share on Facebook      
1074If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? Share on Facebook      
1075If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Share on Facebook      
1076If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation? Share on Facebook      
1077If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? Share on Facebook      
1078If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? Share on Facebook      
1079If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. Share on Facebook      
1080If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound? Share on Facebook