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1061Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Share on Facebook      
1062Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea, but it won't work. Share on Facebook      
1063Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people. Share on Facebook      
1064Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. Share on Facebook      
1065Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they got the biggest piece. Share on Facebook      
1066Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Share on Facebook      
1067Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Share on Facebook      
1068Computers cut my work in half.... and the boss expects me to put it all back together! Share on Facebook      
1069Computers will never replace books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. Share on Facebook      
1070Computers will never replace the wastebasket when it comes to streamlining office work. Share on Facebook      
1071Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete. Share on Facebook      
1072Condense soup, not books. Share on Facebook      
1073Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Share on Facebook      
1074Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. Share on Facebook      
1075Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation. Share on Facebook      
1076Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation. Share on Facebook      
1077Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools. Share on Facebook      
1078CONGITO EGGO SUM: I think; therefore I am a waffle. Share on Facebook      
1079Congress; Contradictory Oppressive Nimrods Greatly Risk Every Social Standpoint. Share on Facebook      
1080Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Share on Facebook