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1041Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Share on Facebook      
1042Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view. Share on Facebook      
1043Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate-the bombs always hit the ground. Share on Facebook      
1044Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. Share on Facebook      
1045Cocaine is God's way of telling you you make way too much money. Share on Facebook      
1046Coffee just isn't my cup of tea. Share on Facebook      
1047Coffee, chocolate, men.. Some things are just better rich. Share on Facebook      
1048COFFEE.EXE is missing. Insert cup and press any key. Share on Facebook      
1049Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. Share on Facebook      
1050Coincidence is just an euphemism for conspiracy. Share on Facebook      
1051Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous. Share on Facebook      
1052Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Share on Facebook      
1053Collect empty Cornflakes packets in a spare bedroom or attic space. Count them after five years, then divide the total by 260. This will give you a rough idea of how many packets you get through in a week. Share on Facebook      
1054College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come. Share on Facebook      
1055College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife. Share on Facebook      
1056College students. We drink more beer before 9:00 a.m. than most people drink all day! Share on Facebook      
1057College would be great if it weren't for all the classes. Share on Facebook      
1058Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies. Share on Facebook      
1059Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong. Share on Facebook      
1060Common sense isn't. Share on Facebook