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1001Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It's just a matter of how you view them. Share on Facebook      
1002Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Share on Facebook      
1003Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong. Share on Facebook      
1004Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done. Share on Facebook      
1005Character is like a fence - it cannot be strengthened by whitewash. Share on Facebook      
1006Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. Share on Facebook      
1007Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. Share on Facebook      
1008Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Share on Facebook      
1009Chastity is curable, if detected early. Share on Facebook      
1010Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Share on Facebook      
1011Cheerios are donut seeds. Share on Facebook      
1012Chemistry: Physics without thought. Share on Facebook      
1013Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire. Share on Facebook      
1014Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Share on Facebook      
1015Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath. Share on Facebook      
1016Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. Share on Facebook      
1017Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn off the lights ! Share on Facebook      
1018Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. Share on Facebook      
1019Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children. Share on Facebook      
1020Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. Share on Facebook