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81You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. Share on Facebook      
82You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. Share on Facebook      
83You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Share on Facebook      
84You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. Share on Facebook      
85You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track Share on Facebook      
86You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket. Share on Facebook      
87You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I could find my way out of there [snaps fingers] like that! Share on Facebook      
88You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Share on Facebook      
89You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life. Share on Facebook      
90You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older... Little things like, being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Share on Facebook      
91You don't get old, you just become a classic. Share on Facebook      
92You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to. Share on Facebook      
93You don't have to explain something you never said. Share on Facebook      
94You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Share on Facebook      
95You don't win silver. You lose gold. Share on Facebook      
96You either have to be first, best, or different. Share on Facebook      
97You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? Share on Facebook      
98You ever notice that the word 'engaged' has the word 'gag' in the middle of it? Share on Facebook      
99You ever wake up with an erection, roll over, and think you broke your dick? Share on Facebook      
100You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. Share on Facebook