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81We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth. Share on Facebook      
82We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. Share on Facebook      
83We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk. Share on Facebook      
84We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. Share on Facebook      
85We want to have a testimony, but we don't want the test. Share on Facebook      
86We wanted a house that looked "lived in", so we bought all our furniture from the YMCA. Share on Facebook      
87We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. Share on Facebook      
88We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done. Share on Facebook      
89We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity! Share on Facebook      
90We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. Share on Facebook      
91We'll get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God. Share on Facebook      
92We'll love you until you learn to love yourself. Share on Facebook      
93We're all in this alone. Share on Facebook      
94We're all our fathers' fastest swimmers. Share on Facebook      
95We're only as sick as our secrets. Share on Facebook      
96We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been asked to do so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing. Share on Facebook      
97Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom. Share on Facebook      
98Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills...making the last car payment. Share on Facebook      
99Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure. Share on Facebook      
100Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Share on Facebook