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81The best things in life aren't things. Share on Facebook      
82The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now! Share on Facebook      
83The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 meters per second squared. Share on Facebook      
84The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them. Share on Facebook      
85The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. Share on Facebook      
86The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. Share on Facebook      
87The best way to get ahead is to use the one you've got. Share on Facebook      
88The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. Share on Facebook      
89The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing. Share on Facebook      
90The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires. Share on Facebook      
91The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it. Share on Facebook      
92The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. Share on Facebook      
93The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching. Share on Facebook      
94The Bible is God's letter to Christians. If you don't understand it, that's what you get for reading other people's mail. Share on Facebook      
95The Bible says that Jesus died for our sins. Couldn't you say the same thing about King Kong, Cool Hand Luke, and Frankenstein? Share on Facebook      
96The Bible Studies course has been recently changed to "Theories in Mass Hypnosis 101. Surprisingly no one seems to have noticed. Share on Facebook      
97The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people. Share on Facebook      
98The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. Share on Facebook      
99The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. Share on Facebook      
100The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Share on Facebook