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81She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized. Share on Facebook      
82She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Share on Facebook      
83She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. Share on Facebook      
84She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. Share on Facebook      
85She's so cheap, she got a part time boob job. Share on Facebook      
86She's so fat, she'd have to lose 40 pounds just to go skinny dipping. Share on Facebook      
87She's so skinny...I've seen more meat on a cheeze sandwich. Share on Facebook      
88She's so ugly, she works in a bakery, posing for animal crackers. Share on Facebook      
89Shhhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think. Share on Facebook      
90Shoot for the moon...even if you miss, you will land among the stars. Share on Facebook      
91Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. Share on Facebook      
92Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one? Share on Facebook      
93Short version of the Serenity Prayer - "Screw it. Share on Facebook      
94Shortest distance between two jokes == A straight line (think about it for a moment) Share on Facebook      
95Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Share on Facebook      
96Shouldn't a self-addressed envelope be addressed to "Envelope"? Share on Facebook      
97Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things, right? Share on Facebook      
98Show me a child who doesn't play with toys, and I'll show you a father who's not done with them yet. Share on Facebook      
99Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. Share on Facebook      
100Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor. Share on Facebook