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81Politeness is a small price to pay for the goodwill and affection of others. Share on Facebook      
82Politically-incorrect t-shirt: What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand? Share on Facebook      
83Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Share on Facebook      
84Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. Share on Facebook      
85Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. Share on Facebook      
86Politicians can be dangerous to your wealth. Share on Facebook      
87Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. Share on Facebook      
88Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. Share on Facebook      
89Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. Share on Facebook      
90Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. Share on Facebook      
91Polynesia: memory-loss, in parrots. Share on Facebook      
92Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink. Share on Facebook      
93Popularity is a social disease. Share on Facebook      
94Power corrupts. Absolute power is sorta neat though. Share on Facebook      
95Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. Share on Facebook      
96Practice makes perfeckt. Share on Facebook      
97Practice safe eating. Always use condiments. Share on Facebook      
98Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment. Share on Facebook      
99Practice safe sex, go screw yourself. Share on Facebook      
100Practice safe snacking - use condiments. Share on Facebook