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81One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house. Share on Facebook      
82One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. Share on Facebook      
83One woman's hobby may be another woman's hubby. Share on Facebook      
84Only dead fish go with the flow. Share on Facebook      
85Only in America are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink. Share on Facebook      
86Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Share on Facebook      
87Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Share on Facebook      
88Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Share on Facebook      
89Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Share on Facebook      
90Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane. Share on Facebook      
91Only the paranoid survive. Share on Facebook      
92Only the winners decide what were war crimes. Share on Facebook      
93Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector. Share on Facebook      
94Opinions are indeed like assholes, some are just bigger than others. Share on Facebook      
95Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Share on Facebook      
96Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. Share on Facebook      
97Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. Share on Facebook      
98Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation raps for years. Share on Facebook      
99Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out. Share on Facebook      
100Optimist: A person who travels on nothing, from nowhere, to happiness. Share on Facebook