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81Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon. Share on Facebook      
82Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Share on Facebook      
83Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Share on Facebook      
84Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. Share on Facebook      
85Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements. Share on Facebook      
86Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Share on Facebook      
87New and Improved TIDE now has LSD. In each box, you get a trip to the laundromat. Share on Facebook      
88New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico. Share on Facebook      
89New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him. Share on Facebook      
90Newbie: gathers honey 80% faster. Share on Facebook      
91Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Share on Facebook      
92Next time you get the urge to think...don't. Share on Facebook      
93Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. Share on Facebook      
94Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Share on Facebook      
95Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. Share on Facebook      
96No brain is stronger than its weakest think. Share on Facebook      
97No comment is a comment. Share on Facebook      
98No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree. Share on Facebook      
99No good deed goes unpunished. Share on Facebook      
100No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Share on Facebook