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81Mathematics: Physics without purpose. Share on Facebook      
82Matter can not be created nor destroyed; nor can it be returned without a receipt. Share on Facebook      
83Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE! Share on Facebook      
84May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom. Share on Facebook      
85May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns. Share on Facebook      
86May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Share on Facebook      
87May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Share on Facebook      
88May you never leave your marriage alive. Share on Facebook      
89May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper. Share on Facebook      
90May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between. Share on Facebook      
91Maybe this world is another planet's hell. Share on Facebook      
92McBorgs: Over one million assimilated. Share on Facebook      
93Meandering to a different drummer. Share on Facebook      
94Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted, clicked his spurs and rode off. Share on Facebook      
95Mediocrity thrives on standardization. Share on Facebook      
96Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday. Share on Facebook      
97Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance. Share on Facebook      
98Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. Share on Facebook      
99Men are dogs. The only difference is they sniff asses with their eyes. Share on Facebook      
100Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Share on Facebook