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81Life is fraught with opportunities to keeps one's mouth shut Share on Facebook      
82Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see. Share on Facebook      
83Life is full of uncertainties...of course, I could be wrong about that. Share on Facebook      
84Life is hard, its harder when your stupid. Share on Facebook      
85Life is hard, no one makes it out alive. Share on Facebook      
86Life is just a bowl of pits. Share on Facebook      
87Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. Share on Facebook      
88Life is like a box of chocolates; only the crappy ones are left. Share on Facebook      
89Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates. Share on Facebook      
90Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut. Share on Facebook      
91Life is like a burrito - if it's really good, you won't need a knife. Share on Facebook      
92Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole. Share on Facebook      
93Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses. Share on Facebook      
94Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense. Share on Facebook      
95Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. Share on Facebook      
96Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it. Share on Facebook      
97Life is like a play. It's not its length, but its performance that counts. Share on Facebook      
98Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. Share on Facebook      
99Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Share on Facebook      
100Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Share on Facebook